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Fring The Talking Dog

Well once there was a man named Bod.
He went and bought himself a dog.
He gave the dog a silly name.
He called it Fring after the game.
And Bod taught Fring to bark and swim.
And Bod taught Fring to come to him.
And Bod taught Fring to sit and walk.
Then Bod taught Fring to sing and talk.

Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the takling dog, yo Fring...
(hello)

Well Bod and Fring they talked a lot.
About the knowledge Bod had got.
Soon Bod walked Fring without a lead.
And Fring told Bod he'd like to read.
So Bod taught Fring his ABC.
And Fring read through a diction'ry.
And Fring began to read his books.
Which in the park got funny looks.

Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the takling dog, go Fring...
(hello)

Soon Fring and Bid just grew apart.
Found out that Bod was not too smart.
So with a tear and with a sigh.
Fring closed the door and said goodbye.

But soon he found himself quite lonely.
And Fring began to get depressed.
So Fring just bought a pet iguaga.
Cold blooded creatured just can't be op-ressed.

Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the takling dog, go Fring...
(hello)

Fring called the ig-u-ana Lee.
He tried to teach it 123
It could not manage more than those.
Because it just ran out of toes.

although I recognise
that iguagas have five fingers I
decided to pretend that they have three.

Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the talking dog.
Fring, the takling dog.
Fring, the takling dog.

(repetitive build up and end)