A fish, disappointed, a hake,
let go of his lunch by mistake.
A priest tried to pray
but all he could say
was cry over spilt milk not cake.
A fish was observing some sushi
while crying and feeling quite blue-shi
I knew him, she said
and now he is dead
and it easily could have been you-shi!
I like eating sausages with jelly.
I eat them in front of the telly.
Lime's the best flavour,
though orange is braver
'cos that makes my frying pan smelly.
A bomb! cried a child by the cottages
and everyone panicked at what it is.
The bomb squad got loaded,
then fired, it exploded.
It turned out to be twenty sausages.